The other day I checked my junk mail box and discovered a transmission from The Enlargement Team. Normally my junk mail is inundated with requests that I increase the size of my equipment, but this wasn’t from just any Joe Schmoe with a penis pump. This was from The Enlargement Team. A team of enlargement! A team of individuals, I presumed, dedicated to the task of enlargement. Nay, a team of superheroes battling for the rights of every citizen to be equally endowed. Like the Justice League of America, they fought inadequate penis size with their brains and brawn.
I opened the message to find out more!
It promised 1-3", Fast and easy! I liked those words.
Guaranteed Results! I was sold. C’mon. The results are GUARANTEED! It says so right there!
But the clincher was a little symbol near the bottom that said, As Seen On TV. This was no scam! This was the real thing! So real, it had been on TV.
This team of enlargement specialists had done their homework. They knew the way into MY pants!. But wait! There’s more…
Two simple words at the bottom: Permanent Growth
Not only would The Enlargement Team help you grow, they guaranteed that the growth would be permanent!
While I am not interested in increasing my own Johnson, I am very excited to read the further adventures of The Enlargement Team. Go Team, go!
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1 comment:
wow. now that's worth crying over.
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