Tuesday, September 12, 2006

All I Want For 9/11 Is My Two Front Teeth

How many years do you think we'll have to wait until September 11th becomes a paid holiday?

The prevalence of 9/11 movies on TV and at the video store this year makes me wonder: will we get a new slate of movies each year, like all those Christmas movies? How many reinterpretations of those few hours can we get?

In an effort to be truly tasteless, I've compiled a list of possible titles for future cinematic 9/11 ruminations:

'Twas the Night Before 9/11
It's a Terrible Day
How the Grinch Stole 9/11
A 9/11 Carol
A 9/11 Story
National Lampoon's 9/11 Vacation
A Very Brady 9/11
Ernest Saves 9/11
Silent Morning, Deadly Morning
Bin Laden Is Coming To Town
Yes, Virginia, There Is A Bin Laden
The Year Without A Bin Laden
Bin Laden Conquers The Martians
The Muppets Take Al Qaeda

Just some food for thought, Hollywood.

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