He spent 177 hours under water. I ask you, what's two more minutes?
As any five year old kid will tell you, the best way to get someone's attention is by holding your breath as long as you can. That, and pissing all over yourself.
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Glub...Glub...
David Blaine failed to break the world record for holding his breath. Boo hoo. I say they put him back in until he can do it right! Oh? You're a minute and 52 seconds short of beating the record? Well, back under you go, David. You don't want the world to call you a quitter now, right? If you fall off the horse you gotta get back up on it!
He spent 177 hours under water. I ask you, what's two more minutes?
As any five year old kid will tell you, the best way to get someone's attention is by holding your breath as long as you can. That, and pissing all over yourself.
He spent 177 hours under water. I ask you, what's two more minutes?
As any five year old kid will tell you, the best way to get someone's attention is by holding your breath as long as you can. That, and pissing all over yourself.
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