What's Bugging Me

Farts that don't come out the way you'd expect them too. Particularly those sneaky ones that crawl forward and tickle your taint. You can feel these little fart bubbles trundle out and get trapped beneath you, and maybe a few scouts will sneak up and explore around your balls (if you're a man. I'm sure women experience this too, sans ball excursion). And then they just sit there for awhile. Taunting you. Making you wiggle and squirm, attempting to pop these little stink blisters.