Friday, August 12, 2005

The Cheater

My brother Steve is visiting and we were riding the subway into the city. There were several attractive girls sitting about the car we were in and we both were checking them out during the ride.

Steve turned to me and said: "Have you ever eye-cheated on a girl?"

"What?"

"Ya know, when a cute girl gets on the train and you're checking her out and maybe you make eye contact and look back and forth, but then a more attractive girl gets on and you check HER out, but you feel bad because you were already checking out the other girl and she sees you check the new girl and you make eye contact with her again and you want to say 'Baby, it's nothing like it looks. She means nothing to me!' but she turns away and doesn't want to flirt with you anymore. Ever have that happen to you?"

We laughed and watched a new girl get on the train and take her seat across from us.

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