Spammers

So I've been getting a lot of spammers posting to my blog with links to their cheesy-ass sites promoting products. And I love how they try to come off like they actually read my blog and found a common theme:

"Hey! Read you blog! Great stuff! You sound cool. If you ever need a new heart valve, come check me out Peace!"

This comment is actually one of my favorites (from Saturday's post):

Companies using tech analysis on themselves
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Hey, nice blog here! I'll be back.

I have a fan lights site/blog. It covers fan lights related stuff.

Come and check it out when you get time.

What the fuck? Were you so lazy that you couldn't even compose some sort of message that sounded even remotely authentic? You just copied and pasted parts of an article you were reading at the time, like some weird cut-rate William S. Burroughs of the advertising world, then added: "Oh yeah. Come check out my site!"

No.

I will NOT check you out. I have no need for a cieling fan and your desperate attempts to lure me into checking out your site by pretending to be my friend is really quite pathetic.

Good day, sir.