So we finally get the first snowstorm of the season. And the news is all over it. Special reports on how to prepare for the storm, what you should buy and that sort of thing.
It's just snow.
But they show people on the news stocking up like it's the onslaught of another ice age.
Woman: "Honey, what are we gonna do if we're snowed in for several weeks??"
Man: "Paper towels. We'll need lots of paper towels! And canned goods!"
Woman: "Duct tape?"
Man: "Yes! To muffle the screams when we are forced to eat the children."
Woman: "I hope we get home before the storm starts."
Man: "Let's just enjoy our anniversary dinner. You know how hard it was to get reservations here."
Woman: "You think we'll have time to squeeze in a movie? I'd really like to see Firewall."
Man: "I rented Grizzly Man from Netflix. Let's stay in and baracade the house."
Maitre D': "Donner. Party of two. Your table's ready."
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